Brothers and sisters, the amount of dewby news that piles up on a daily and weekly basis is simply staggering. So staggering, in fact, that even the most dedicated dewby disciple could never sort the sticks and seeds of nonsense from the nuggets of newsy goodness.
Therefore, I, Austin Dewby, am hereby instituting a new feature which (until I come up with a better name) I will call "Quick Hits." Think of it as the news equivalent of that little onnie that gets you through the day, rather than the big spliff you kick back and relax with once you're home.
Without further ado...
- Run for the border!
- Know Your Mushrooms.
- George Obama For President
- Swiss Police/Google Earth Fuckery
- Could Drug Money Save The Ailing Global Economy?
- What Michael Phelps SHOULD HAVE said: "Grow up America. I am the most accomplished Olympic athlete ever. I am an adult. What I do with my brain is my own business."
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