Know any adults eagerly anticipating this movie? They're probably Dewby Brothers and Sisters- you just didn't know it.
Sorry for my extended absence, brothers and sisters, but this Dewby has been working hard as of late. I'm definitely ready for happy hour. But first, let's take a look at the dewby news that is sweeping the nation:
- Rick Steves is A Dewby Brother.
- Andrew Sullivan, already a Dewby Brother, is angling for Hall Of Fame status with his relentless rhetorical assault on every aspect of U.S. drug laws. E.g.: put down that eucalyptus!
- Even the dudes at The Economist are down with legalizing it. Dude: The Economist. Let that sink in for a sec. Put me down as massively in favor a bubble economy based solely on dewby.
- Just imagine: in a sane and just world, the police might even help you find your stolen dewby. Dare to dream, my friends. Dare. To. Dream.
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